What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
14.06.2025 09:20
True - how I loved my mum!
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What do you mean son?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Do you know what she said mum?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What! how could you do that?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”